Avast ye visitators: If ye do not read this 'ere texts wit' piratitude, yew'll be missin' out on some o' th' fun.
Ye have been warned!
Welcome aboard Th' Rusty Cutlass, sister ship t' th' Inferno, crewed by th' grandest band o' scallywags yew'll eva cross paths wit'. Prop up yer peg, grab yerself some refreshyments an' let us tell ye th' tales o' arrr adventures, mate.
Arrr main port o' call is Capt Blade's Haunted Pirate Cove, where we've "acquisitioned" foodgoods an' sundries from th' local townsfolk, which we then donated t' th' Stark County Hunger Task Force an' a local veteran's group. We be all about helpin' thems what be in need o' arr charitable services.
We've also been espied in a parade er two an' have dropped anchor in local schools. We go where we be needed (an' sometimes not really needed!) so's that we can be helpin' as many in arrr communities as possible.
We have been asked t' be entertainers at birthday parties, faires, Pirate Fests an' community events. An' sometimes yew'll even find us doin' nothin' more than bringing smiles t' faces showin' up unexpectedly somewheres.